Savi’s away at an academic conference this week, so I was told to update The Wears at Bruised Passports. Originally we had a photo essay on our favourite outfits in mind. Of course, that was before I thought I’d turn that concept on its head and have some fun with The Wears.
You’ve seen Savi looking fit at a dozens of locations across the world. But did you know half of her outfits don’t even make it to The Wears. Want to know why? Read on to find out my Top 5 reasons for some of Savi’s outfits not making it to the Wears:
#1 A Giggle and Then Some
Those of us who know Savi find it amusing (to no end) that readers of our blog think she’s poised. Beware internet friends, Savi is a giggle bomb just waiting to explode. It’s a task for her to stand still, without bursting into a laugh. Laughing might be the short road to happy, but it’s bad for outfit shots. Take a look:
Perfect location for outfit shots but Savi’s too busy doubling in laughter
#2 Savi’s distracted
Remember when we both went to Prague? I wasn’t kidding when I said Savi has the attention span of a 5 year old. This is what happens when there is an ex-soviet gun or (god forbid) some candy in the vicinity. Outfit shots? Errr what are those?
#3 The Book is at fault
Savi wasn’t lying when she called herself a nerd. She’s only the biggest bookworm EVER and is perpetually poring over books even on holiday. Cars, beaches, pools – they never seem to leave her side
#4 The Weird Bunny Jump Thing
If you’ve been reading Bruised Passports for a while, you would know about our extensive collection of jumping photos. Who cares about outfit shots when you can have weird jumping-jack photos? Not Savi, definitely not Savi, haha!!
#5 The Last Resort
When there’s nothing to distract her, Savi is known to paint animal whiskers on herself. It might have been for a fancy-dress party, but whiskers – seriously?
So there you have it – whoever said it was easy to shoot outfit posts was lying!!
I hope you enjoyed reading this post. For some lovely outfits, check out our Beautiful Wears Collection.Leave a comment below at the risk of incurring Savi’s wrath 😉
Order shall be restored to The Wears soon – outfit posts will resume next week.